For the rest of it's a way of life...
“You're pretty when I'm drunk.” — Me, unfortunately for me.
“You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.” — Dean Martin
“Your body is a temple, but keep the spirits on the outside. ” — Author Unknown
“You know what 'SOBER' stands for ? It stands for 'Son Of a Bitch, Everything's Real!'”— Gary Busey
“You can't drink all day if you don't start in the morning.” — Celia Rivenbark
“You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline; It helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer.” — Frank Zappa
“You can tell German wine from vinegar by the label.” — Mark Twain
“Writer's block is a fancy term made up by whiners so they can have an excuse to drink alcohol.” ― Steve Martin
“Write drunk; edit sober.” — Ernest Hemingway
“Work is the curse of the drinking classes.” — Oscar Wilde
“Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza.” — Dave Barry
“Wine is sunlight, held together by water.” — Galileo
“Wine gives a man nothing it only puts in motion what had been locked up in frost.” — Samuel Johnson
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You can drink like it's Oktoberfest all year 'round
with a coupla these...
Find 'em here for yourself:
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“Why don't you slip out of those wet clothes and into a dry Martini?” — Robert Benchley
“Why don’t you get out of that wet coat and into a dry martini?” — The Major and the Minor
“Why does man kill ? He kills for food. And not only food: frequently there must be a beverage.”— Woody Allen
“Why do I drink Champagne for breakfast? Doesn't everyone?” — Noel Coward
“Whoever takes just plain ginger ale soon gets drowned out of the conversation.” — Kin Hubbard
“Whiskey is by far the most popular of all remedies that won't cure a cold.” — Jerry Vale
“Where ever I go, there I am. Drunk. ” — Rita E. Torres
“Whenever someone asks me if I want water with my scotch, I say, I’m thirsty, not dirty.” — Joe E. Lewis
“When you stop drinking, you have to deal with this marvelous personality that started you drinking in the first place.” — Jimmy Breslin
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“When used separately, women and alcohol can be a lot of fun, but when you mix the two you become a dumbass.” — That 70’s Show
“When I sell liquor, it's bootlegging.When my patrons serve it on a silver tray on Lakeshore Drive, it's hospitality.” — Al Capone
“When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.” — Henny Youngman,Drinking Quotes
“When I drink, I think; and when I think, I drink.” — Frantois Rabelais
“What's made Milwaukee famous has made a loser out of me.” — Glenn Sutton
“What is it about a beautiful sunny afternoon, with the birds singing and the wind rustling through the leaves, that makes you want to get drunk?” — Jack Handey
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This is a great little First Aid Kit for the house or the car.
I strongly advise people to have at least one.
Find one (or two) for yourself here:
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“We were not a hugging people. In terms of emotional comfort it was our belief that no amount of physical contact could match the healing powers of a well made cocktail.” ― David Sedaris
“We drink [to] one another’s health and spoil our own.” — Jerome K. Jerome
“We borrowed golf from Scotland as we borrowed whiskey. Not because it is Scottish, but because it is good. ” — Horace Hutchinson
“Vodka is just awesome water.” — Author Unknown
“Too much of anything is bad, but too much Champagne is just right.” — Mark Twain
“To alcohol! The cause of – and solution – to all of life's problems.” — Homer Simpson
“Time is never wasted when you're wasted all the time.” — Catherine Zandonella
“Three be the things I shall never attain: envy, content, and sufficient Champagne.” — Dorothy Parker
“They speak of my drinking, but never think of my thirst.” — Scottish Proverb
“There's nothing wrong with sobriety in moderation.” — John Candy
“There should be asylums for habitual teetotalers, but they would probably relapse into teetotalism as soon as they got out.” — Samuel Butler
“There may be a few good men who don't drink, but they've got to prove it.” — Col. Lincoln Karmany, USMC
“There is nothing for a case of nerves like a case of beer.” — Joan Goldstein
“There is no such thing as a bad whisky. Some whiskies just happen to be better than others.” — William Faulkner
“There comes a time in every woman's life when the only thing that helps is a glass of Champagne.” — Bette Davis
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This is a great little security item for
your wife's car or your truck
There are a couple different sizes and strengths available
but you can find this one here:
“There can't be good living where there is not good drinking.” — Benjamin Franklin
“There can be nothing more frequent than an occasional drink.” — Oscar Wilde
“There are two kinds of people I don't trust: people who don't drink and people who collect stickers.” ― Chelsea Handler
“There are more old drunkards than old physicians.” — Francois Rabelais
“Then trust me, there's nothing like drinking. So pleasant this side of the grave; it keeps the unhappy from thinking and makes even the valiant more brave. ” — Charles Didbin
“The worst thing about some men is that when they are not drunk they are sober. ” — William Butler Yeats
“The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind.” — Humphrey Bogart
“The problem with some people is that when they aren't drunk they're sober.” — William Butler Yeats
“The mouth of a perfectly happy man is filled with beer.” — Ancient Egyption Proverb, 2200 B.C
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You guys know I carry an original 'Old Timer' pocket knife,
but I'll admit - this set is interesting.
I see that a number of my readers bought it for themselves -
what do you guys think of the set? I'm curious...
And ya get all three plus the key chain for under $ 23 bucks?
That's a helluva good deal, don'tcha think?
See for yourself here:
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“The luck is gone, the brain is shot, but the liquor we still got. ” — Doug Coughlin from Cocktail
“The intermediate stage between socialism and capitalism is alcoholism. ” — Norman Brenner
“The first time I got drunk, I got married. The second time I bought a chimpanzee, after that I stayed sober.” — Arian Seid.
“The first thing in the human personality that dissolves in alcohol is dignity.” — Author Unknown
“The first glass is a sedative, the second a psychologist, the third glass an excuse, and the fourth a lobotomy.” — Terri Guillemets
“The fact that a believer is happier than a skeptic is no more to the point than the fact that a drunken man is happier than a sober one.” — George Bernard Shaw
“The drunk mind speaks the sober heart.” — Author Unknown
“The chief reason for drinking is the desire to behave in a certain way, and to be able to blame it on alcohol.” — Mignon McLaughlin
“The answer to life’s problems aren’t at the bottom of a beer bottle, they’re on TV.” — The Simpsons
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“Teetotalers lack the sympathy and generosity of men that drink.” — W.H. Davies
“Take life with a grain of salt, a slice of lime, and a shot of tequila.” — Author Unknown
“Son, when you participate in sporting events, it's not whether you win or lose… it's how drunk you get.”— Homer Simpson.
“Sometimes too much to drink is barely enough.” — Mark Twain
“Show me how you drink and I will tell you who you are.” — Emile Peynaud
“Responsible drinking? Now that’s an oxymoron.” — Aaron Howard,Drinking Quotes
“Remember gentleman, it’s not just France we’re fighting for, it’s Champagne!” — Sir Winston Churchill
“Reality is an illusion created by a lack of alcohol.” — N.F. Simpson
“Protocol, alcohol, and Geritol” — Adlai E. Stevenson
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I am NEVER ever gonna pay $ 40 or more
again for jeans - not when these are available...
again for jeans - not when these are available...
Cheaper even than what you can get at any WalMart or Rural King -
and they're well made and durable.
and they're well made and durable.
Did I mention they're less than $ 15.00?
Find them here:
Rustler Classic Men's Regular 5 Pocket Jean, Stonewash
Rustler Classic Men's Regular 5 Pocket Jean, Stonewash
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“Prohibition makes you want to cry into your beer and denies you the beer to cry into.” — Don Marquis
“Pretty women make us BUY beer. Ugly women make us DRINK beer.” — Al Bundy, Married with Children
“People who drink to drown their sorrow should be told that sorrow knows how to swim.” — Ann Landers
“One reason I don't drink is that I want to know when I am having a good time.” — Lady Astor
"Just one more, then I gotta go" — Every customer to every bartender ever everywhere in the world.
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